So, I’ve been thinking about reality game shows and my friends. And wondering who would have a good shot at winning a million dollars…and then maybe would share some of their good fortune so I could pay off my student loans.
Here’s what I think:
For Survivor: Janie Murphy – because she has the personality to charm them all, the mysterious “it” that won’t allow others to know what she’s really thinking…and she would look good in the bikini that all the women seem to wear.
For Big Brother – Chris McDaniels – because he can win challenges; he is able to make people like him; and he’s studly.
For Amazing Race – Josh Mullet and Don Ackerman as a team. They both hate to lose; they’re both hilarious, strong and fearless.
For Project Runway – Melanie Woods – because, although she’s never made a single piece of clothing, that wouldn’t stop her. She’d win because of her determination and her unwillingness to stop until she masters something.
For Top Chef – Morag Boyd….absolutely one of the best cooks I’ve ever known.
For Apprentice – Morag Boyd…because she’s so smart and so pragmatic. She also would never allow emotions to get in the way of her game.
For Last Comic Standing – Nola Maxwell – a true nutcase…a livewire…one hilarious woman!
For America’s Got Talent – Chris McDaniels – because he has one of the sexiest voices I’ve ever heard…and he’s an amazing songwriter.
For Design Star – Mary Vantz – who can take any room and make it look like Martha Stewart just dropped by.
For Jeopardy! – Morag Boyd – because she happens to have the brain of a genius, and the memory of an elephant.
For Fear Factor – KellyHoll – who is absolutely not afraid of anything and would try anything once…even raw bugs…if there was enough money in it.
For Biggest Loser – Donna Holmes – because she can take off 100 lbs in two weeks.
And For Don’t Forget the Lyrics – Don Ackerman, Chris McDaniels and Amy Norris – who seem able to remember the lyrics to every song ever written.
Finally, for The Bachelor – Amy Norris – who is sexy, classy, and not afraid to “go there”…at least I think that’s true.
So, come on Friends! Let’s win some big bucks. I need to retire.
Hah!!!!
Peace
Pat
